im still laughing at this
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
“She had a peculiar way with young men, Ursula noticed, both maternal and flirtatious at the same time (where once she had simply been flirtatious). It was rather disturbing to watch.”
—Kate Atkinson, Life After Life
Captain’s log 5/20/2013
(Day One of the Yahoo buyout)
There are posts on my dash, but I’m suspicious as to their legitimacy. Part of me desperately wants to believe I’m not the only survivor, but it’s probably just the blog queues that managed to survive giving me false hope.
These next few days will be rough. I’m constantly looking over my shoulder now for any scavenging creatures that may be wandering the rubble. If I can find others and we can survive, there may be hope to rebuild. I hope I find others soon- you can only subsist so long on stale GIFs and rainwater.
What if my old Yahoo mail account from when I was like, 13 got connected with my tumblr?!
MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CONTACTS COULD FIND MY TUMBLR
OH GOD WHYYYYYY
I just feel like we all love Tumblr so much because you find people you can fangirl with and you can post embarrassing stuff you don’t want your family or people from school to see on Facebook or Twitter.
I told two people from school about my tumblr, and instantly regretted it because they’d judge me so hard.
BUT REALLY, THO